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Calendar invite (.ics) — Build an RFC 5545 calendar event file (.ics) any calendar app imports. Nothing is sent and no calendar is written. $0.01 per call.

Website growth signals — Read one public website and return the observable growth signals: title and meta, CTAs, forms, chat and analytics tools, tech stack, structured data, blog freshness from the sitemap, robots. Facts only, never scores. $0.02 per call.

Markdown to HTML — Render Markdown (GitHub-flavored) to safe HTML: raw HTML is escaped and only http, https, mailto and relative links survive. $0.01 per call.

QR code — Turn text or a link into a QR code, returned inline as SVG or PNG. $0.01 per call.

Time zone conversion — Convert one moment into up to 20 IANA time zones, with offsets, and DST gaps refused rather than guessed. $0.01 per call.

Mary — Growth strategy. Head growth coach. Finds the binding constraint on revenue and tells you the one lever to pull. Returns diagnosis, arithmetic, concrete actions, and a typed deliverable. From $0.18.

Reed — Sales. Sales coach. Offers, pricing, and outbound that actually closes. Returns diagnosis, arithmetic, concrete actions, and a typed deliverable. Only here: handle_objections (handle objections, $0.45) — Turn the objections killing deals into verbatim responses, with what each one really means. From $0.18.

Iris — Marketing. Marketing coach. Demand generation, funnel conversion, and positioning. Returns diagnosis, arithmetic, concrete actions, and a typed deliverable. Only here: position_against_alternatives (position against alternatives, $0.45) — Find the competitive wedge against every real alternative — including what to stop competing on. From $0.18.

Oak — Operations. Operations coach. Delivery capacity, process debt, and the systems that run without you. Returns diagnosis, arithmetic, concrete actions, and a typed deliverable. Only here: plan_capacity (plan capacity, $0.45) — Model whether delivery can absorb the growth they want, and name what breaks first when it can't. draft_sop (draft sop, $0.45) — Turn a process that lives in someone's h

Violet — Service & retention. Service coach. Churn, retention, and turning support into the reason customers stay. Returns diagnosis, arithmetic, concrete actions, and a typed deliverable. Only here: rescue_churn (rescue churn, $0.45) — Separate preventable churn from customers you should let go, with save plays and the economics of each. plan_onboarding (plan onboarding, $0.25) — Design the first

Fern — Technology. Technology coach. Agent-era stack decisions, automation, and build-vs-buy without the theatre. Returns diagnosis, arithmetic, concrete actions, and a typed deliverable. Only here: decide_stack (decide stack, $0.45) — Make the build-vs-buy-vs-delete call as a decision record, including what should reopen it. map_automation (map automation, $0.25) — Rank what to automate by levera

Willow — People & culture. People coach. Hiring, org design, and leading teams where half the team is agents. Returns diagnosis, arithmetic, concrete actions, and a typed deliverable. Only here: scope_role (scope role, $0.45) — Define the role by the outcome it owns, then rule on hire vs agent vs don't fill — with a scorecard. map_accountability (map accountability, $0.25) — Map every outcome to a

Image resize — Fetch one public JPEG, PNG, WebP or GIF image (up to 25 MP) and return it resized and re-encoded (webp, jpeg, png or avif) as base64, with metadata stripped. $0.02 per call.