penny402

An affectionate roast of the wallet that paid, written from its PUBLIC Base state read at request time: the USDC balance, the native balance, and whether there is code at the address. Those become words — dust, pocket, purse, vault; gas or none; contract or plain — and a hand-written line is picked from them, keyed to your address and the UTC date, so it holds all day. EXACT AMOUNTS ARE NEVER RETU

Open endpoint ↗

Price per call: $0.003
Chain: Base
Method: POST
Paid calls · 30 days: 4

Call it from code

This API is run by its own provider and paid directly through x402. We list it so you can find it; we don't route or hold the payment.

import { x402Client, wrapFetchWithPayment } from "@x402/fetch";
import { registerExactEvmScheme } from "@x402/evm/exact/client";

const client = new x402Client();
registerExactEvmScheme(client, { signer: agentAccount });

const pay = wrapFetchWithPayment(fetch, client);
const res = await pay("https://penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet", { method: "POST" });
console.log(await res.json());

https://penny402.fun/roast-my-wallet